There's a mix of witty short jokes, longer jokes and hilarious one liners so whatever your preference there should be something here for you. This page is updated periodically so make sure to check back regularly for more of our favorite funniest jokes. This morning on the way to work I wasn't really paying attention and I drove into the back of a car at some traffic lights. A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me. A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he notices there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar so he asks the barman what they are for.
The barman replies, "If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. The guy who finished second who? Butch, Jimmy and Joe. Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
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